Three years of Dirty Shirley. Two nights. 20 sketches. No repeats. One final, unholy offering of our greatest hits to the One True Shrimp God. Welcome to Shirley’s Temple.

Ominous events are unfolding in Portland. Have you noticed them? The skies have darkened and the dreams are coming faster now. Hard-boiled eggs un-boiling; pet snakes eating themselves like little freaks, root chakras expanding and contracting to the rhythm of the sinister pulsatile hum that issues from the Willamette. It’s clear now: Dirty Shirley is transforming and it promises to shake the very roots of civilization (in the Southeast, specifically).

20 sketches performed across two nights with no repeats. 3 years of sketch comedy condensed into one weekend. All written by Dirty Shirley and performed by Her clerics and followers: those practitioners of the accursed art of being a silly goose.

One hour to tug at your heartstrings then genitals like a feral orangutan, howling with anguish and laughter into the empty cosmos.

One night only to say goodbye to the infernal cult that crawled forth from the Coven long ago.

Featuring the talents of:
HB Bergeson: @florencexmachina
Benny Burnett: @proud.dance.mom
Dakota Strickland: @funnydumpster
Sofia Sullivan: @subarulabubu
Alex Beeken @drinksmopwater
and special guests:
Raz Mostaghimi @razmostaghimi
Oscar Abbott @nancydrew1st

Laughs for All: As part of our mission towards access to comedy, we offer 10% of tickets at a discounted rate to make it more affordable for those who otherwise would not be able to attend. These tickets are first come, first served, so we recommend buying them online ahead of time, and any remaining will be sold at the door.